pity sex is the best

so, i'm at the bar horny as a toad, thinkin i'm gonna end up with my junk in my hand again tonite and i get a brilliant idea.  pity sex.  i played up my break up from psycho chick, you know, looking sad and shit, and this chick gets on board.  rubbing my arm and back.  pretty soon she was rubbing somethin else, you know.  hell i gotta try this more often, eh.