bad penguin jokes

you gotta love bad penguin jokes, right?

here's one that I found to be kinda sick and, therefore, pretty damn funny.

Badtux the Snarky Penguin: Bad penguin joke

Here are a few more I got from various websites: 

a man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he`d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.  The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!""I did" said the guy, "Today I`m taking them to the beach!"

 What´s black and white and goes round and around? 

 A Penguin in a revolving door.
 

Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
 

Q:  A Penguin´s favorite pop star?
A: Seal.  
 

Q: Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole.

 

got any penguin jokes? i will post 'em here.  here's one not penguin related:

What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
 A navel.