break up

so, i was mackin' on this hot chick with legs up to her neck at the new club and my girlfriend walks in with a couple of her friends.  shit.  I thought she was going to the movies and here they go walking into the club.    she's yelling and cursing and her crazy friends are egging her on.  what the hell is she doing there anyway, besides blowing my high?  and the new piece ran off as soon as the drama began.  so i didn't get laid that night.  i did get shit-faced.  but hey, ladies, the Penguin is single again.