after the holidays

after you celebrate your human holidays and such, get on back over here to view some of the new things i'll be releasing for the new year.  there is a new zazzle store upcoming.  you can keep and eye on it at  http://www.zazzle.com/badbadpenguin
i'll keep you informed on the progress and new grand opening.

bully beatdown

okay i just saw the coolest thing.  bully beatdown!  some poor sap that's been gettin' the crap kicked out out him for years, calls mtv and tells them about it.  they challenge the bully to a battle with a known fighter, kick-boxer, whatever, and the bully gets messed up.  its awesome.   these guys are ego maniac douchebags who somehow deluded themselves into thinking that they are somebody.  their kissing their guns and posing and crap and then this boxer comes in and knocks their blocks off. 

bad penguin pick up line #2

hey sorry for the total lack of attention lately. i really missed you.  i've been, you know hangin' out with the fellas, chillin', doing what we penguins do.  but i promise to keep in touch more often from now on.


you think that'll work?  i hope so. 'cause i'm horny and she's the last number in my little black book.